Dilbert thinks, "In the land of cubicles, the man with two monitors is king." Dilbert thinks, "I pity my uni-monitored subjects, but I cannot respect them." Meanwhile, in another corner of the kingdom? Alice thinks, "The king is dead. Long live the queen."
…for your boss while he's on vacation. I plan to bully you into making decisions that are bad for your department." "It's almost as if you have no respect for me." "Yeah, almost."
The Boss says, "Alice, I can't give you the maximum raise because you don't respect other people's differences." Alice says, "Why are you discriminating against me for my intolerance?" Alice says, "If I am intolerant for some genetic reason, then I can't help it." Alice says, "And if I'm intolerant because…
"This company is like a family. Our culture is based on trust and respect." "Now sign this document that says we can test you for drugs and search your computer and your office." "Can I borrow your pen?" "do I look like Bill and Melinda Gates?"
…need some quotes that support my thesis of you being a humorless stain on the soul of humanity." "Would you say you worship Satan, or do you simply respect his nonsense approach to discipline?"
"I'm promoting you from senior engineer to lead engineer." "The pay is the same but people will disrespect you less." "Including you?" "It's not magic."
