"Every project you worked on this year got canceled after the reorganization." "It's as if you didn't even exist." "That's not entirely true." "For example, I occupied space." "I'd like to see someone who doesn't exist do that." "A dead person can occupy space." "But a dead person exists." "I won the…
"Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources" "Don't worry about being downsized after the reorganization." "Downsized employees will get my free DVD that teaches you how to live off the land." "The key to successful shoplifting is running very fast."
"This department has nothing to fear about the reorganization but fear itself." "Don't think about it... don't think about it." "Okay, I'm pretty sure that that doesn't mean anything." "Dang." "Maybe less."
"How could you tell a vendor about out reorganization before you tell your own staff?" "Scoot." "Come into my office and we can discuss it." "Gaaaa!!! It's a trick. "C'mon phone, ring!!!"
"You'll want our new server software after your reorganization." "Reorganization?" "Next week you're having massive layoffs and eliminating three divisions." "Your "I haven't heard anything" face needs works."
"It's been a few hours since I've done anything managerish." "I could criticize someone... nah. I could have a meeting... nah." "I'm reorganizing the department!" "Excuse me while I beat myself with my keyboard."