Alice says, "Carol, this is my new boyfriend, Angry Jack." Alice says, "I met him in a restaurant after he beat up a busser for bringing a bent fork." Carol says, "In thie white trash community, we call that a red flag." Alice says, "You weren't there. That fork was a mess."
"I'm going to a singles mixer tonight." "Do you have any advice?" "Don't I always?" "It's all about knowing what a woman needs." "Find a woman who looks hot, carve her out from the herd and read this." "What is it?" "It's the ultimate pick up line." "Um...Hi. Excuse me." "'Criticism completes me.'"…
…you have some time to help me with this technical analysis?" "Sure, if you'll go to my house and mow my lawn so this doesn't become a lopsided relationship." "Why must you be so difficult to abuse?" "Go spit in your socks."
"Do you think it's fair that you keep spitting on me just because you disagree with what I say?" "Why am I the one who always has to change to make other people happy?" "Because you are the crazy one." "Now you're all quiet. Why can't men learn to communicate?"
"When you do something that I don't like, I'll let you know by cursing and then spitting on your forehead." "Maybe you could just tell me what I did wrong." "#*$@!"
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