…Dogbert says, "Then our recruiting division will offer to fill those jobs." Dogbert says, "Wally, you'll be our executive coach." Wally says, "Your receptionist is cute have you considered stalking her?" Man says, "Um...a little." Wally says, "You can borrow my binoculars."
"I'm starting to think that the director of first impressions is..." "GAAA!!! I'M A RECEPTIONIST!!" "Beat it you walrus!" "Maybe I'll just send an e-mail."
"I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm not." "Believe me, I know that. Companies generally put attractive people in those positions." "I don't like where this is heading." "I'll wait until she get's back. Yum-Yum."
"I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm actually a director of first impressions." "I might appear to be a salesman of printer cartridges, but I'm really the CEO of HP." "Carly?" "You look like a 57."
"I hired my wife to be our new receptionist." "I foresee no problems whatsoever." "Hey, Dipweed!" "Go buy me a bagel and a cappuccino." "Then wash my car and fill the gas tank." "NOW DANCE FOR ME, LITTLE MAN! HA HA! DANCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!!!" "How may I help you? Have a nice day!" "Stop dancing…
Dilbert approaches a receptionist and says, "I have an appointment to see a demo of your new product." The salesman holds up a box and says to Dilbert, "And the unit will be in a case like this, but completely different, and it will have software, once we write it." Dilbert holds the box and says,…
