"What are you doing?" "Carpet fishing." "It's a sport I invented." "I divided the carpet in my cubicle into a numbered grid." "Then I wrote a computer program that randomly picks a carpet location and a type of fish about once an hour." "If it picks the carpet location where I happen to be dangling…
…tour guide says, "Over here we have our randomnumber generator." The troll places its hands on a slab of rock and relays the message of "nine nine nine nine." Dilbert asks, "Are you sure that's random?" The troll responds, "That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure."
…one task, so all the dependencies are wrong." "I'm changing all of my estimate to 'to be determined'." "Can we do that? I've just been using randomnumbers." "I'll have to redo the whole plan." "Don't worry. We won't do anything until we hear from you."
