Dilbert says, "I got your e-mail. It almost made sense." Dilbert says, "My plan is to act randomly and hope for the best." The Boss says, "Perhaps I can be more clear." Dilbert says, "Really? You can just turn it on and off like that?"
…the employee survey, you want fewer benefits.†Dilbert says, “I don't remember doing a survey.†Catbert says, “We polled a random sample.†Dilbert says, “That seems a bit suspicious.†Catbert says, “In other findings, you want more verbal abuse.â€
Wally says, "do you prefer that I spend the day planning, which doesn't look like work?" Wally says, "Or should I plunge into my project with aggressive randomness?" Dilbert says, "He told you not to work?" Wally says, "He doesn't know it yet."
Man says, "My prescription meds cause drowsiness." Man says, "So I got a second prescription that causes phantom-hand syndrome to slap me at random intervals." Alice says, "Maybe you should use a doctor who has less-effective pharmaceutical reps in his territory." Man says, "Fist!"
