"The beta version looks great. Now ask if they'll toss in an archive option for no extra money." "That's a great idea. Or...maybe I could save time by the realizing that they aren't raging morons who enjoy working for free." "It's all in the way you ask." "I'll try yelling."
"Our marketing plan was to find a sports stadium to brand with our company's name." "The hard part was finding a team so juiced up that our reputation seemed good in comparison." "How do you feel about the new stadium name?" "Rage. Same as always."
…"Escape." "At the top, I wait for a pair of eagles to fly by. Then I leap off and grab them by the legs." "The eagles slow my descent to the raging river below." "I try to land on a floating log and surf the white water all the way home." "I use a key-board." "Isn't that dangerous?" "Sometimes…
Wally says to the Boss, "To the untrained eye it might look as if I do no work." Wally continues as he points to his head, "But inside here is a raging sea of knowledge management and strategic thinking." Wally then asks the Boss, "Did you hear that gurgling sound?"
…Won't compile, eh??" Asok the Intern walks past Alice's cubicle as she tosses the computer screen over her cubicle wall. Asok the Intern on floor. Policeman writes on notepad. Dilbert stares down at Asok the Intern. Policeman says to Dilbert, "We call it 'code rage.' I'm seeing a lot of it lately."