…blood under a microscope so you can manage me on a cellular level." "And here's a book by Erwin Schrodinger in case you'd like to manage me on a quantum level!" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?" "Free gifts." "Now I want all of you white blood cells to spell 'hi.'"
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table looking at a device. Dilbert says, "I've invented a quantum computer, capable of interacting with matter from other universes to solve complex equations." Dogbert says, "According to chaos theory, your tiny change to another universe will shift its destiny, possibly…
…"Pardon me, sir, but I couldn't help noticing these equations in your garbage."The garbage man continues, "I took the liberty of correcting a few quantum calculations."Dilbert asks, "Gosh, why are you a garbage man?" The garbage man replies, "I think the question is 'why are YOU an engineer?'"
