"Remember, qualityis our toppriority." Quality "Question: Is it more important than safety?" "Ooh... I forgot about that one." "Question: Isquality more important than obeying the law?" "Well, probably not." "If we could maximize shareholder value by selling lower quality items..." "Wouldn't we have…
…"It's lucky I was passing by." The Boss continues, "I don't know what this meeting is about but I'm sure it needs some management perspective." The Boss continues, "Our toppriorityisquality. Our other toppriorityis price.. and service.. and ..." Headline: One Hour Later. The Boss concludes, "And…
As Dilbert is working on the computer, The Boss comes over and says, "I fought to get your project classified as our toppriority." Dilbert turns around and asks, "Did you get my e-mail saying the project isn't feasible?" The boss walks off and thinks, "I'll wait until tomorrow to tell him he's chairman…
