…our product." Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction." The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?" Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."
…9000 Coordinator died of boredom. You'll have to do his job plus yours." Dilbert's head sinks to his chest as The Boss says, "And one of the QualityAssurance guys is looking pale..."
Asok sits next to Carol at her desk. Dilbert says, "Asok! Did you escape your job in quality assurance?" Asok says, "Yes, I had to take a job as a secretary's assistant. I'll work my way back up to intern." Carol hands Asok the phone and says, "It's four o'clock. Call my kids and yell at them." Asok…
Asok walks along the hall and thinks, "I'm exiled to the qualityassurance department. My career is doomed." Asok pressed up against an interior window and thinks, "I can't let my olds department forget me. They're my only hope of returning to engineering." Asok and several other people are pressed up…
Asok stands in Wally's cubicle and says, "They're transferring me to "QualityAssurance," Wally." As Asok gets dragged away by two people he says, "But I'll be back, no matter how long it takes, or how hard! Just stay alive!!" Wally types at his computer and thinks, "Wow. There must be a million sites…
The boss says to Asok, "Asok, I'm moving you to my "qualityassurance" group." Asok gasps. The boss says, "I realize this is bad for you... and bad for the company... but it solves my headcount problem." Asok eats lunch with Dilbert and Wally. Asok says, "Will that be my contribution to the world: "He…
