Dogbert the publicrelations consultant. Dogbert says, "The public won't forgive you until you fake some remorse." Dogbert says, "These glasses have a hose that leads to a pumping station and a huge reservoir of fake tears." CEO says, "If we have another press conference, we should crack open a window…
Dogbert the publicrelations consultant. Dogbert says, "So you accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty?" Dogbert says, "Her head is floating toward Cuba, and the president will probably order the air force to sink it." CEO says, "I should watch that from my private jet." Dogbert says, "FOCUS!"
CEO is talking to Dogbert. The CEO says, "The media is on our backs because we accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty. We need your P.R. advice." Dogbert says, "Did you take full responsibility and promise to clean up the harbor?" CEO says, "Ooh." 'Earlier that day.' The CEO is at a press…
Dogbert, VP of marketing "As head of publicrelations, it will be my job to explain your marketing claims." "So?" "You claim our product can turn tap water into unleaded gasoline and reanimate the dead." "Are you asking my to do a lousy job of marketing just so your job is easier?" "Um..."
Dogbert does publicrelations "You can't get free publicity simply by doing something better." "You have to do something in a way that has never been done." "It's a Sir Richard Branson sort of thing. You wouldn't understand."
Dogbert does publicrelations "Our products are made by asthmatic dwarves. You should do a story on that." "Not enough? Okay, what if the dwarves are also polygamous serial killers?" "When you talk to the reporter, try to slouch, wheeze, and act henpicked to the point of homicide."
