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January 18, 2010

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Dilbert says, "If we migrate our enterprise applications to the web, and outsource our sales and product development..." Dilbert says, "The entire company can be managed by one monkey." Dilbert says, "Plus a second monkey to look at the PowerPoint slides from the first monkey."
Related Searches: Powerpoint Presentation | Outsource | Presentation

July 26, 2009

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The boss says, "How much will it cost to develop our next generation product?" Dilbert says, "It will cost whatever you put in the budget." The boss says, "How much should I put in the budget?" Dilbert says, "Ask for the biggest number you think will get approved." Dilbert says, "If we get a lot of money…
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October 19, 2006

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…all of my projects in one day." "I also reconfigured the network, wrote seven white papers and applied for nine patents." "Are you naked or am I developing X-ray vision?" "Give a thought to decaf."
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April 03, 2005

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"This is a prototype of the product I've been developing for the past year." "I modified a paid of standard noise-cancellation headphones to recognize stupidity and block it before it reaches your ears." "Put these on and you'll enjoy the total bliss that comes from avoiding the chatter of idiots."…
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November 15, 2004

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"Product development" "First we'll cover the walls with brainstorm ideas." "How about something that turns boredom into chocolate cake?" "I should have done his after lunch." "Roast beef mittens?"
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September 16, 2004

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"If you hire me, I will use my enormous brain to develop world-changing products." "I require no pay and no cubicle. I will eat used paper, and cling to the ceiling." "In my defense, he interviews very well." "Zzzz."

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