Dilbert says, "That's my plan. I'd like to thank all of you for your utter apathy." Sign states 'The End'. Dilbert says, "A few of your stayed awake, and I think I got some accidental eye contact once when the A.C. made a noise." Dilbert says, "In conclusion, I hate my job, I hate my coworkers, and…
…either recover or not." Man says, "Unless time itself is an illusion, in which case all matter is either stationary or imagined." Man says, "I'd take questions, but I'm not entirely sure you're real."
"Each department that signs off on the proposal adds a brick to the wall of approval." approval process "Question: What would happen if I flung one of those conceptual bricks at your conceptual, stupid head?" "They warned me you were a tough audience." Fling! Fling!
"I finished my project and I'm ready to present it to the board of directors." "Interns don't speak to the board of directors, Asok. It would be considered an insult." "How is that an insult?" "You have the stink of unimportance."
"This concludes the useful part of my presentation." "Now let's open the floor to suggestions from people who are unqualified to do their own jobs, much less mine." "Yes, you with the forehead." "Can you make the software out of recycled paper?"
"This completes my presentation." "Does anyone have a question designed to increase my workload for your entertainment?" "How much money would the company save if you did the entire project by yourself?" "Hmmm..."