…says, "I'm blocking the only exit. You have no choice but to answer my question." Coworker says, "I blocked the air vent too." Wally says, "Well played."
"Dilbert asked me a question in front of the entire group that I already answered last week." "What kind of game is he playing?" "Maybe he forgot your answer." "That's crazy talk."
…take advantage of our new family friendly policy." "Three of my kids have bronchitis, two have dental appointments, one is in a school play, and one has a rugby game." "In all likelihood, you will never see me again." "We didn't think this through."
"When I was a kid, we didn't have any cell phones, iPods, video games, or computers." "I played outside. My only toy was tree bark." "Were you raised by squirrels?" "No, I'm just mature."
"Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?" "Nope." "I'm playing budget chicken with the director of operations." "I'm hoping that his department needs the infrastructure more than we do." "If I can bluff him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win." "He'll be reprimanded for…
"He doesn't respect my work. I can tell by the way he's sitting." "Two can play this game. I will hate you with the fury of a thousand suns!" "Die! Die! Die~" "Rats. I sat down wrong and gave myself a wedgie."
