Dilbert says, "You're watering a plasticplant." man says, "yes, I am." Dilbert says, "Why?" man says, "Funny story." Many says, "Your boss replaced the live plants with plastic ones to save money." man says, "My company has the contract to water your office plants." Man says, "No one ever cancelled…
…Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "I fired our plant-watering service and hired a less expensive one." The Boss continues, "That's the sort of leadership that will turn this company around." Wally asks, "Were we doing well?" Dilbert says, "Our plants are plastic."
…are made above me." The Boss says to his secretary, "Carole, tell me again what I produce." Carol replies, "Carbon dioxide. Our plants would need that if they weren't plastic."
"I'm going to defy the cubicle gestapo and keep this plasticplant on my desk." "I'm a rebel...I'm evil. My anti-perspirant is breaking down!" "Sometimes a man has to take a stand." "Could he stand someplace else?"
"I...I'd like permission to keep a plasticplant in my cubicle." "Cubicle Gestapo." "Permission denied! Plants attract bugs. If I can't tell it's plastic how are the bugs going to know the difference." "With all due respect, bugs are way smarter than you." "Oh yeah? I'd like to see them do this job…
