…"I didn't have anything useful to say so I made this piechart." the boss says, "Oooh!" Woman says, "Oooh!" CEO says, "It must be true because it's pie." Dilbert thinks, "That worked too well." people say, "I pledge my life and fortune to the pie!"
…arrived at your predetermined answer." Dilbert asks the Boss: "Shall I begin disillusioning the team?" The Boss says about the document: "This needs a piechart."
…The Boss points to a diagram created with an overhead projector and says, "This 3-D colored piechart shows an unexplained rise in expenses." The Boss continues, "You each get a binder of colored piecharts so you can help find the cause of our rising expenses." Wally asks Dilbert and Alice, "How much…
…Dogbert continues, "I'm the new 'No Help Whatsoever Desk.' My job is to make sure you never call again." The man asks, "Can you tell me how to make a pie chart?" Dogbert replies, "Crush your computer into small chunks, add flour and bake one hour." Dogbert continues, "While you're waiting, read the free…
