Wally says, "I've decided to become more of a big picture guy." Wally says, "Lesser minds can do the managing and implementing while I criticize them for not 'getting it.'" Dilbert says, "So? you want to get paid to be a jerk?" Wally says, "Said the implementer."
Dilbert says, "Hi, my name is?" Woman says, "Don't bother." Woman says, "My app does facial recognition and searches all social media to give me your full biography." Dilbert says, "How's that working out?" Woman says, "You're either Bart Simpson or a huge dry-erase marker."
Dogbert says, "Your pants have a tiny hole." Dilbert says, "These are my favorite pants!" Dilbert says, "I'll have to go with plan B." Dogbert says, "Wear other pants?" Dilbert says, "That's crazy talk." Dilbert says, "I'll wear these and act as if the hole just happened." Dilbert says, "Everyone…
Man says, "Someone borrowed the unit you asked to see, so I'll show you pictures of models you aren't interested in." Man says, "There's one you don't want...And you sure don't want that one..." Dilbert says, "And how does this help?" Man says, "Would you like a CD of products we no longer carry?"
…loan of $25 billion." Dogbert syas, "I'm even happier to announce that I kept the entire amount for my bonus." Dogbert says, "Who wants to see a picture of my island fortress?"
Dilbert says, "I want to be productive, but the Internet is calling to me." The Internet says, "Psst!" The Internet says, "Hey, buddy. I've got pictures of gadgets." Dilbert says, "Cool ones?" The Internet says, "Sure, let's pretend that matters.
