…quality testing, even temporarily, it will make me appear grossly overpaid." Dilbert says, "That impression could work against me during my next performancereview." Dilbert says, "A one percent difference in pay, compounded over the rest of my life, is big money." Dilbert says, "Obviously my best strategy…
PerformanceReview The Boss says, "You need to get better at anticipating problems." Dilbert says, "If I could anticipate problems, I wouldn't have agreed to work for you." Dilbert says ,"You seem angry, I did not see that coming."
The Boss says, "We have new software for performancereviews." The boss says, "It has a category for everything." The boss says. "Fish-faced nincompoop! Bingo!"
the boss says, "Ted, business is slow, and I have to let you go." The boss says, "But I already did your performancereview so I thought you might benefit from constructive feedback." Ted says, "'You're like a blister on a skunk's colon.'" The boss says, "A tiny one."
…was anything wrong with my performance!" The Boss says, "It's not about your performance. Your position is being eliminated." Ted says, "Well, that seems mighty convenient." Ted says, "This way you can replace me without explaining why I never got a bad performancereview." Ted says, "is this just a…
