…documents wrong. You put my name in the box as the fired employee." The Boss says, "My security access has been revoked. My phone is shut off, and my passwords are deactivated." The Boss says, "You need to fix this." Carol says, "Security, I found the fugitive."
…working." Alice says, "They were on the same network. Word gets around." The printer says, "Please don't hurt me." Alice says, "And you don't need passwords for a while."
…Finance A troll says, "I moved all of our cash to a secret offshore bank." The troll says, "But I forgot to write down the account number. Or the password. Or the name of the country." The troll says, "And... I'm not entirely sure it was a bank." Wally thinks, "First day, not so good."
"I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I bring you my newest biometric scanner." "Instead of a password, I put this on your head and squeeze until you scream in a way that only you can scream." "No, that's not you." "GAAA! GAAA! GAAA!"
Dogbert's password recovery service for morons "I done forgot my password." "What's your name?" "My name is Ned, I think." "Is your password 'Ned'?" "Sweet baby jeepers, you're like some sort of Nostrildogmas!" "Here's a brochure for my cult."
