The Boss says, "I think I died. Am I in heaven or hell?" Raj says, "You're in Helvin. My name is Raj." Raj says, "Heaven and hell have been outsourcing souls to us since the demons and angels unionized." The Boss says, "So... is this place good or bad?" Raj says, "Well, you get a harp, but you won't…
Dilbert says, "If we migrate our enterprise applications to the web, and outsource our sales and product development..." Dilbert says, "The entire company can be managed by one monkey." Dilbert says, "Plus a second monkey to look at the PowerPoint slides from the first monkey."
…says, "Did you ask the vendor that question?" Dilbert says, "Well, no, I..." The boss says, "Then you can't be sure, can you?" Dilbert says, "We outsource our payroll service. The payroll data isn't even on our servers." The boss says, "Isn't everything connected to everything else by the internet?"…
Dogbert says, "the Dogbert outsourcing company has a solution for every budget." Dogbert says, "At the deluxe level you get highly educated Indian who speak perfect English." The boss says, "Sounds pricey." The boss says, "Let me see...at my budget level we can get..." The boss says, "...One illiterate…
"We're planning to outsource half of the department." "You can't tell anyone." "Is it true that half of the department will be outsourced?" "Before you answer, I should tell you that I've made a list..." "...of all the responses that mean the same as yes." "For example, if you say, 'Ignore the rumors…
