…says, "100% of your email messages this month involved links to funny videos." Wally says, "The company is violating my right to privacy! This is an outrage!" Catbert says, "Actually, I was just guessing." Wally says, "It still hurts."
"Rebels have threatened to attack our Elbonian factory unless we give them a million dollars." "That's outrageous! Tell them their competition offered to not attack us for half that price." Negotiations begin "That wouldn't even cover our costs of not attacking!"
…stuff on the server. You don't need it on your laptop." "What the...? You pinhead! You disabled your firewall!" "If you work here long enough, your outrage ends up in all of the wrong places." "Who moved my stapler?!!"
"Dilbert, we're low on space. You'll have to share your cubicle." "This is outrageous! I will fight this all the way to the board of directors!" "Hola. My name is Lola." "But then I remembered the importance of teamwork."
"I've decided to become indispensible to the company." "Indispensible employees can get away with outrageously annoying behavior." "You're already pretty annoying." "I've been reading up on crushed ice chomping."
Wally is in his cubicle. Asok approaches and exclaims, "This is an outrage!" Wally asks, "What?" Asok raises his arms and yells, "The so-called 'Working Lunch' tomorrow!" Asok continues, "They're stealing the only free time I have during the day!" Asok continues, "They give us some lousy sandwiches and…
