…Mordac, the preventer of information services! I summon the Y2K demon!" A little tadpole like demon bursts out of the computer screen. Mordac says, "You're not as big as I imagined. I wonder why everyone is so afraid." Mordac holds the demon. Mordac says, "Cute!" A huge claw comes down to pick him up.
…office. Dilbert says, "Alice is ready to drive a stake through the heart of our demon-possessed boss." Wally and Dilbert hide in the hallway. From inside the office, they hear, "Whack, whack, whack!" Ted and Alice walk out the office door. Ted has many pens stuck in his chest. He says, "It's times like…
…and killed me, thus inviting the forces of darkness to possess my body!!!" Alice holds up a crucifix and yells, "Back!" Dilbert sees Alice walking out of Ted's office and asks, "How'd it go?" Alice replies, "I swear, this job is all politics."
"Is your job plagued by the evil demons of stupidity?" "Simply affix this image of Saint Dogbert to every document, cubicle or computer you want to protect and watch your career being to change!" "OutOut!! You demons of stupidity!!"
"Hold still while I exorcise the demons of stupidity that possess you." "Out! Out! I command you demons of stupidity to be gone!!" "The suit is now safe." "Thanks!"
…Dogbert seeks out technology that has been possessed by the demons of stupidity." "He happens across a software developer." "I'll make the command easy to remember, like 'ctrl-alt-F4-Del'." "And if they forget that they can just edit the source code in 'command.com'. Perfect!" "Out! Out!"
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