A man says, "We surveyed a thousand people who still have landline phones and no caller ID." The man says, "We asked for their opinion on our new technology. 34% said, 'Fiddlesticks,' and 23% couldn't hear the question." The man says, "43% thought we were in the room with them and offered us a hard…
Catbert says to a meeting, "This survey will help us improve morale." Dilbert turns to Catbert and says, "I misjudged you. I thought you were an evil director of H.R., but you care about morale." Catbert and The Boss are looking reading the surveys. Catbert says, "When we fire this disgruntled guy, my…
