…direction." The Boss says, "We think he's a genius because he has a beard and he never speaks." The Boss says, "Gary, do you think we should use opensource software for our support platform?" The Boss says, "Here it comes. He's rubbing his beard and giving me creepy eye contact." The Boss says, "I detect…
Dilbert says, "I recommend we cancel our planned merger." Dilbert says, "They plan to open a chain of fast food restaurants using our employees as a source of protein." The Boss says, "If we always waited for the perfect situation, we'd never get anything done."
"From now on, I want you to use opensource software for everything we do. It's free." "I'll be right back." "It's an emergency. I think he's been reading." "We know you have a trade publication in here. Hand it over and no one has to get hurt."
