Dilbert says, "This is a magic button." Dilbert says, "Any time you ask for cost estimates, I push the button and it guides me." Button says, "Pull the numbers out of your..." Dilbert says, "It only says the one thing."
Dilbert says, "Victor didn't leave us much documentation on his project." FZEEET! Dilbert says, "I guess that's what he meant by 'still working on the goat head issue.'"
Carol says, "Now what do I do?" Dilbert says ,"Click some buttons and see what happens. You can't hurt anything." Click Fzzeet! Dilbert says, "In my defense, that hardly ever happens."
…"Ted was sometimes in the general vicinity when Carl did the function." a cloud says, "Doom" Ted says, "Try clicking the red...no, blue...no, red button." Beep ted says, "Ooh, okay. I didn't expect that." ted says, "Now you either have to erase all of the servers or activate the fire suppression system…
"Don't worry, Asok. The prototype is perfectly safe." "I found you a co-pilot. He's a bit grim, but he works for free." "Hey, I wonder what this button does."
"Why did you add this button to the user interface?" "You told me to." "Why would I tell you that?" "You always suggest random changes to create the illusion of adding value." "Well, remove that button." "It's only on your copy."
