The Boss says, "Bob is the director of purchasing. He's here to describe our new procurement process." Bob says, "Our system divides products into two categories: Things you don't want, and things you're not allowed to buy." Bob says, "It's my way of saying thanks for lubing my SUV with my dead…
The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says, "I…
…premiere is on our CEO's yacht. He wants all of you to be there." Asok says, "We're invited to his yacht?" The Boss says, "The yacht runs on whale oil, so bring a harpoon."
…!" Dilbert says, "Wouldn't that turn the world into an uninhabitable wasteland in the long run?" the Boss says, "Not if someone finds a way to turn oil into water."
"donate to my campaign, and I'll let you drill for oil in my opponent's lawn." "And I'll appoint you to run the bureau of alcohol, tobacco and firearms." "Is that as fun as it sounds?" "Not for your neighbors."
"The new dress code is a thin film of oil." "We're consolidating offices and we need to fit twenty people in each cubicle." "They've pretty much given up on winning one of those awards for best places to work."
