"Dogbert's school for the socially oblivious" "Today I'll teach you to recognize when you're boring." "This is called a yawn. When you see one, stop talking about yourself." "Breakout session" "And then I chipped it right onto the green!" "Look, look!"
"Welcome to Dogbert's school for the socially oblivious." "Today I'll pair you with someone whose social defect will cancel out your own." "Gaaa!!! I keep trying to talk about my kids and you keep changing the topic to yourself!!" "Because I'm fascinating."
…other people." "Yet it seems so unlikely that other people would cause me so much discomfort while I never bother anyone." "Is it possible that I'm oblivious to my effect on others?" "Zzzzz"
…sitting at a table. Dogbert says into a microphone, "My concept is a casino exclusively for morons." Dogbert continues, "Imagine a room full of oblivious dolts, and I'm taking advantage of them for personal gain." A woman on the commission asks, "When would that concept begin?" Dogbert replies, "About…
Headline: Man-Hating Supervisor. The supervisor says to The Boss, "The men here are oblivious to my abuse. What did you do to them?" The Boss replies, "I siphoned off their self-respect and keep it in vials in a storage room." The supervisor says, "This is no fun. I quit." The Boss responds, "Do you…
…behind the women, he says to himself, "It didn't work. They're oblivious slow-walking women!" Dilbert continues thinking, "Time stands still as I wait to take my next step." Alice walks up to Dilbert and says, "Oh no.. It's a pair of oblivious slow-walking women." Alice continues, "I'll throw you over the…
