The VP says to Alice, "Alice, maybe we shouldn't date. I'm a VP and you're an engineer in my division." Alice replies, "Sheesh. Get over yourself. I'm just using you to drive my buss nuts." He declares to Alice, "Your indifference arouses me! I will make you mine!" Alice thinks to herself, "VPs"
…to predict the future of the world." The reporter holds the microphone out and Dilbert says, "Within five years, evil squirrels will conquer the world and make us all slaves in their nutmines." The reporter says, "The squirrels should love this guy." Dilbert adds, "It's based on actual math."
…Dogbert reads the script and says, "Well, according to this I'll be kidnapped by evil squirrels and forced to work in their nutmines." Dilbert says, "They get me too." Dogbert says, "I didn't know that evil squirrels had nutmines." Dilbert replies, "It's probably too late to do anything about it."