…says, "The economy is circling the drain. I need each of you to take a 10% cut in pay." Asok the intern says, "I don't have much cushion in my budget. Yesterday I boiled my shoelaces for dinner." The boss says, "Remind me not to accept any dinner invitations to your house." Asok the intern says, "Don't…
"Carol, I hired famed archaeologist Dogbert to find the budget report in the clutter of your desk." "This appears to be a copier repairman skull, possibly a Ricoh or Kyocera." "I think he used tools." "Not fast enough."
…mainstreamed in no time at all." "This will be your cubicle, if we can find another place to store this junk." "You'll get a phone and a computer if the budget ever gets approved." "This is Alice. She will be your mentor." "I don't have time to babysit! I'm buried in work!" "I do not like you. I...do...not...like…
…project came in 10% over budget." "Actually, it came in at exactly what I estimated." "You cut my budget by 10% because you wanted to feel like a leader." "I assume you'll give me a huge raise to reward my excellent estimating ability." "Why can't you be like Wally? His project budget was $10,000,000…
"We're supposed to have our budget approved by Tuesday but that's not written in stone." "Yes it is. I have it right here." "It was kind of lucky because this is the only one I brought to the meeting."
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