…Dilbert says, "Thanks to your input, the test had nothing in common with how things work in the real world." Dilbert says, "So I wasted two weeks of my life on a test that is not only meaningless..." Dilbert says, "...But also dangerously misleading." Dilbert says, "This slide shows the gap between the test…
…assumptions." Dilbert says, "Or we could wait for Ted to come back tomorrow and ask him." The Boss says, "I CALLED THIS MEETING AND IT'S NOT A MEETING UNTIL SOMEONE'S TIME GETS WASTED!" Dilbert says, "I apologize for my efficiency." The Boss says, "Apology accepted."
"There's no purpose for this meeting other than my boss told me to have it." "So let's just sit here silently until our time is up." "Unless you have something better to do." "Not really."
…people will be wasting their time." Wally says, "I'll cover for you." Dilbert says to Wally, "You will?" Wally replies, "Sure. Just leave your notes and I'll take care of it." Dilbert follows The Boss and says, "What's the meeting about?" The Boss responds, "It's not exactly a meeting." The Boss, "I…
Dilbert walks into a meeting and asks, "Who called this meeting?" The male coworker replies, "We thought you did." The coworker continues, "I think we should discuss issues and assign tasks so it's not a complete waste of time." Dilbert responds, "Maybe meetings have become a lifeform capable of calling…
…every resource, task and dependency into an exquisitely accurate road map." "It took me two weeks, but it's the only way to make sure we're notwastingtime." "My tasks are two weeks late because I was waiting for your input." "And you left off one task, so all the dependencies are wrong." "I'm changing…
