"Are you wearing noisecancellation headphones?" "What?" "I SAID, ARE YOU WEARING NOISECANCELLATION HEADPHONES?!" "What?" "This won't end well." "I SAID..."
…Management Software to yell at you so I don't have to." "I recommend Track 3, titled 'You're my least valuable asset'." "Who wants to buy Dogbert's noisecancellation headphones for bad employees?" "I need you less than my mousepad."
"This is a prototype of the product I've been developing for the past year." "I modified a paid of standard noise-cancellation headphones to recognize stupidity and block it before it reaches your ears." "Put these on and you'll enjoy the total bliss that comes from avoiding the chatter of idiots."…
…, "Waaaaaaaaa!!" On the other end of the line, Dilbert says, "Now push the toddler noisecancellation button." The toddler's mouth is still wide open, but no sound is coming out. The woman says, "It stopped the noise, but you need to do something about the visual."
…to prepare a presentation for the executive review board. Urgent." Dilbert makes sniffing noises and says, "What's that smell? Yes!!! . . . It's the scent of unnecessary work for a meeting that will be canceled." Wally peers over the cubicle wall and says to Dilbert, "Did you smell the unnecessary work?…
