…wife to be our new receptionist." "I foresee no problems whatsoever." "Hey, Dipweed!" "Go buy me a bagel and a cappuccino." "Then wash my car and fill the gas tank." "NOW DANCE FOR ME, LITTLE MAN! HA HA! DANCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!!!" "How may I help you? Have a nice day!" "Stop dancing in the lobby…
…telephone, "Hello, is this the 'Help Desk'?" Dogbert wears a headset and sits at a computer. He replies, "No, that group got reengineered out of existence." Dogbert continues, "I'm the new 'No HelpWhatsoever Desk.' My job is to make sure you never call again." The man asks, "Can you tell me how to make a pie…
