…Information Services Mordac says, "It's time for your operating system upgrade." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!" Dilbert says, "Please don't! My CMS software won't work with the new operating system. I'll be a technology have-not!" The Boss says, "It's never good when they wear costumes to complain." Dilbert says,…
Dilbert says, "I need training to use our newsoftware." The Boss says, "Pretend we have a job opening for a technical expert in that field. Then ask applicants how they would do whatever it is that you need to do." Man says, "Does you company provide training?" Dilbert says, "'Provide' is a strong…
…Dilbert says, "There are four questions! Four, four, four!!! And none of them are about a battery!" Later that day The boss says, "Should the newsoftware have a battery?" Man says, "How would I know?"
The Boss says, "Is there any risk that the newsoftware will erase our data?" Dilbert says, "Um...No." The boss says, "Did you ask the vendor that question?" Dilbert says, "Well, no, I..." The boss says, "Then you can't be sure, can you?" Dilbert says, "We outsource our payroll service. The payroll…
Wally says, "I spent the first part of the week installing our new productivity software." Wally says, "Then I used the rest of the week trying to make it interface with our time reporting system." Wally says, "So far all it can do is tell me how much time I'm wasting in this meeting."
The Boss says, "We have newsoftware for performance reviews." The boss says, "It has a category for everything." The boss says. "Fish-faced nincompoop! Bingo!"
