Tina says, "Please order a new stapler for me," Carol says, "Did your old one break?" Tina says, "Only in spirit." Tina says, "Every person who came into my cubicle picked it up and fiddled with it," Tina says, "At first I would wipe off the cooties and try to forget." Tina says, "In time my stapler…
The boss says, "I hired a woman who laughs too much." Woman says, "Ha ha ha ha ha!" The boss says, "She'll be in the cubicle next to yours." Woman says, "Wa-ha ha ha ha!" Dilbert says, "I no longer worry about life passing too quickly."
Dilbert says, "I've been away from work so long, I wonder if anything has changed." The Boss says, "You weren't here when we moved to newcubicles so your coworkers picked one for you."
"don't get too friendly with the new guy. His armpits are 66 inches off the ground." "He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant." "You'll see." "Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend."
"Now that you're out of the loop, your newcubicle will be a giant mushroom." "It's a pleasant environment except when the mushroom gets its nutrients." "Nutrients?"
"My newcubicle is too small." It looks fine to me." "It only seems small because you were so spoiled before." "I didn't feel spoiled." "Apparently it sneaks up on you."