The Boss says, "This workstation is still logged in to the network." The Boss says, "It's time to teach someone a lesson about security." The Boss says, "I'll just go in here and..." "WARNING! WARNING! IDIOT ALERT!" The Boss says, "GAAA!!!" "ACTIVATING DEFENSIVE WEDGIE SYSTEM." Dilbert says, "I have…
…a hole in our internet security." "What?!!" "Good grief, man! How could you put a hole in our internet?" "I didn't PUT it there. I FOUND it... and it's not.." "It's your job to fix that hole. I want you to work 24-7!" "Actually, that's NOT my job. But I'll inform our network management group." "PASSING…
"Dogbert Consults." "Your network-security product is buggy and complicated." "Your used guide is an inspired work of pure evil." "And your tech-support department is an inebriated chimpanzee with a typewriter." "One strategy would be to fix all of those problems." "What's the other strategy?" "Sell…
…"Every department is required to create a Web page for our internal network." The Boss continues, "It should include enough information to be difficult to maintain, but not so much that it's useful." The Boss continues, "As a security precaution, we'll make it too dull and unorganized to read." Wally…
