Caption: Somewhere on the moon. The engineers and Dilbert are in a standoff. Engineer 1 says, "So, you discovered where NASA hides the women who love male engineers." Engineer 1 says, "How about a little drinking contest, tough guy? The loser can never return." The three engineer loving women lie slumped…
…women touch Dilbert. The third woman says, "NASA put all the women who love engineers on the moon. They says it's an important experiment." Woman 2 says, "Every weekend they send a shuttle full of male NASA engineers to check on our status." Three NASA engineers dressed in party hats and holding booze…
…walk on the surface of the moon. Dilbert says, "The temperature and oxygen levels are fine. Apparently the space program is a hoax." Dogbert says, "NASA must be hiding something here." Two women appear. The women hold wine glasses and wear dresses. The brunette says, "Hi. We're the women who love engineers…
Dogbert and George Lucas walk down a hallway in a movie studio. Lucas says, "My first film was the 1969 moon landing." Lucas shows Dogbert a globe, an astronaut doll and a model rocket. Lucas says, "The spacemen were actually Barbie dolls wrapped in aluminum foil." Lucas plays with two dolls and…
A NASA scientist points to a diagram of the space shuttle and tells Dilbert, "You will be with one other . . . Uh . . . Astronaut in a private room." The scientist says to Dilbert and a monkey, "You two will have no specific duties on this mission. I'll be monitoring you on video." Another scientist…
…chosen for the next space shuttle mission!!" Dogbert asks, "Why you?" Dilbert replies, "They're probably assembling leaders from different fields." At NASA, a scientist points to a diagram and says, "In our next flight, we will study the effects of weightlessness on nerds . . ."