Man says, "I invented a music device that reads your brain waves and only plays songs that fit your mood." The Boss says, "Kung Fu coffee cup!" BONK! The Boss says, "Hey, look what I invented!"
Dilbert says, "I hope you don't mind if I do email during the boring parts of your meeting." Dilbert says, "I don't want to be dragged into your time suck hole." Coworker says, "You are kind of a time suck hole." Man 2 says, "I'm thorough!"
…Einstein doll makes the cubicle so hideous that our stock will plunge" "Now if I take it down..." "Gasp! It's so beautiful now! My soul is filled with music! My life has meaning!" "Yea! I just noticed that when I look at this doll and you at the same time, you look hideous."
"?" "Excuse me. May I ask a question? "You're blasting your music while your window is open, so I'm wondering..." "Are you thinking that people around you are enjoying your musical choices?" "Or are you a psychopath, prone to egocentric, antisocial behavior?" "Or is it a desperate, misguided attempt…
…"Weren't you already rich?" "My business manager stole everything." "You could perform live." "Too many musicians, not enough venues." "Now do you make music for the love of it?" "I burned my guitar for heat." "I bought your new CD." "No you didn't."
"Our new ad campaign will use familiar music from artists who are willing to sell out." "Due to budget cuts, we'll limit our search to musicians who are dead but not yet totally decomposed." "MAKEUP!!"
