…Boss says, "Then use the SIBS database." Dilbert says, "That data is also wrong." The Boss says, "can you average them?" Dilbert says, "Sure. I can multiply them too."
"The best way to make this decision is by calculating the expected value of each possible outcome." "You multiply the..." "Must pretend to be dead." "I sense that we're done here." "I hope the dead sometimes cover their ears."
"You pay will be calculated a new way." "Then I said teal isn't a color." "Shhh! no side conversations." "Multiplied by the base salary." "I think it's a spice." "No side conversations." "It's like cilantro." "I can't help it. I'm the kind of guy who needs to talk or else it feels like my head will…
…would take eight months." Dilbert points to another screen and says, "But based on past projects in this company, I applied a 1.5 incompetence multiplier." Dilbert continues, "And then I applied an L.W.F. of 6.3." The Boss asks, "L.W.F?" Alice answers, "Lying Weasel Factor."
…"I guess." Ted says, "Fine. Let's put this ugly incident behind us." Ted continues on while pointing to the screen which reads '15', "And if you multiply the digits you get 5."
…calculated . . ." The Boss sits at his desk writing on a piece of paper. The caption continues, ". . . By taking what's left in the budget and multiplying by one." A delivery person asks the Boss, "Giraffe goes where?" Dogbert says, "Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections…
