Wally says, "There were eleven ways to interpret the vague assignment you gave me by voicemail." Wally says, "Given the risks of choosing wrong, and my engineering oath to do no harm, it was my ethical duty to do nothing." The Boss says, "You could have asked for clarification." Wally says, "Sounds…
Woman says, "Wally, can you attend my meeting Friday?" Wally says, "I'm very busy, but I'll meet you halfway." Woman says, "What does that mean in this context?" Wally says, "They say half of life is just showing up." Woman says, "So? you will be..." Wally says, "Doing the other half."
Wally says, "Does my new goatee make me look manly and intellectual at the same time?" Dilbert says, "It makes you look too lazy to shave around your lips." Dilbert says, "And I think I saw a flea." Wally says, "Yeah. That one is resistant to soup."
Dilbert says, "What are you up to?" Dogbert says, "I'm recalibrating my lack of faith in humanity." Dilbert says, "Will this take long?" Dogbert says, "No. I start by reading opinions on message boards and?" Dilbert says, "I can come back later." Dogbert says, "You ignorant juicebag!"
The Boss says, "Wally, I need you to train the new mailroom guy." Wally says, "Why me?" The Boss says, "Because he's unimportant and you're worthless." Wally says, "Okay, I was worried that it was the other way around." Wally says, "All important messages are sent by e-mail." Wally says, "So your…
…goal is to not be smothered to death by an old mattress that falls off a salvage truck." Asok says, "And I am saving money by drinking nothing but mugs of stale air." Wally says, "You're scaring my coffee!"
