…Boss says, "That one retires at the end of the month. Those three are contractors. I didn't renew their contracts. The rest of them believe that motivation is how the powerful steal from the dumb." The CEO says, "Tell them I hate their guts." The Boss says, "I did that in the pre-meeting."
Wally says, "Once again, you have failed to motivate me." Wally says, "You said we shouldn't be motivated by money, so I'm waiting for the new thing to kick in." Wally says, "I'm not good at reading faces, but I think there's something happening over in this region."
The Boss says, "You mission is to assassinate the motivation of my rival." The Boss says, "I want you to attend a meeting with him and drain the optimism out of his body." Man says, "What is happening to my sense of hope?" Wally says, "Let it happen."
…leave us little messages about all of your days activities." Dilbert says, "It would make us feel connected to our leader. And dare I say, more motivated." The Boss says, "Well, gosh. I suppose I could try it." Wally says, "I already feel an improvement in my quality of life." Wally says, "Where's idiot…
Dogbert the CEO The boss says, "The new motivational posers are in." the boss says, "As you requested, I bought the least expensive ones." Dogbert says, "Excuse me while I stretch my wagger." If all else fails...your coworkers are edible
It's pronounced Hay-soos. "My name is Jesus, and I seek twelve people to work on my project." "I am the saver of databases. Join me to upgrade our systems." "First, we're all going to lunch." "I have a bad feeling about this."
