…company had replaced styrofoam cups with paper cups to save the planet." The boss says, "They work just as well if you use a dead squirrel as an oven mitten." The boss says, "This one still has some fight left in him."
Topper Dilbert says, "I'm painting my own house to save money." Topper says, "That's nothing!" Topper says, "I had spider glands transplanted into my body so I can make my own silk garments." Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem..." Topper says, "Who wants mittens?!"
…this software to do my job." "The software budget is spent. Just share a computer with someone who has this software." "Why don't you take your tiny mittens and a thermometer to hell and wait for a sign that it's your turn."