Man says, "We're planning to introduce our new military product with a light show in New York harbor. Wally, can you handle the weapon demo and the light show?" Wally says, "Sure, what could go wrong?" One Week Later. Wally is seen talking to Dilbert. Dilbert is reading the news paper and says, "They're…
The boss says, "Our product is so unsafe that the military wants to use it as a weapon." The boss says, "Now the only way to satisfy our fiduciary duty to stockholders is to foment war to boost our sales." Elbonian says, "Hey, why'd you punch a hole in my hat?!!" Alice says, "That's a little thing we…
Marketing Man says, "How do we market a product that is known to trigger despondency and self-mutilation?" Woman says, "So...It has a military application?" Soldier says, "I thought it was just software, but before I knew it I was stabbing myself." General says, "Get me a trillion of there."
"I'll need more than tall pants and traditional looking hair to get elected to president." "I'm hoping to form an unholy alliance with the military industrial complex." "You're willing to attack allies?" "It's the highest R.O.I."
"Wow! You're a decorated army combat veteran." "That's the kind of toughness we need around here. You're hired!" "Then we'll have a pre-meeting to discuss leveraging our synergies to productize our content." "GAAA!!!"
…Wally, who is still in an arm sling and head cone, "This is a guess, but I think your doctor is a vet." Wally responds, "I don't know about his military service. I just know he has great cookies." Wally continues, "And I like it when he rubs my belly." Dilbert says, "I know something you don't know…
