…of it." Tina says, "I couldn't tell the acronyms from the typos, so I changed them all to whatever felt right." The Boss says, "You say we should migrate our lemon flutes to a hard flea?" Dilbert says, "Not all at once."
Dilbert says, "If we migrate our enterprise applications to the web, and outsource our sales and product development..." Dilbert says, "The entire company can be managed by one monkey." Dilbert says, "Plus a second monkey to look at the PowerPoint slides from the first monkey."
CEO Meeting "I brought Dilbert in case you have any technical questions." "What's the status on the technology platform migration project?" "Be completely honest. We have nothing to hide." "Well, okay." "The project is like a hundred drunken clowns with bees in their underpants." "I expect the decline…
…list and make many references to 'Wal-Mart.'" Ratbert sits at a conference table with Dilbert and the Boss. Ratbert says, "It's like 'Wal-Mart.' Migrate your value into the white spaces of the ecosystem." The Boss says, "Wow! That's one smart rat!"
…asks, "Is that the study of why we can't make decisions?" The worker responds, "Originally. But it evolved into more of a discussion of squirrel migration patterns."
…hurt one."Dilbert says, "Apparently they object to the tranquilizer darts and homing transmitters." Dogbert asks, "But how else can we learn their migration patterns?"
