"Our VP of marketing is here to describe our new bet-the-company strategy." "We'll saturate the airwaves with an ad campaign featuring a talking squirrel." "He'll have a fake Norwegian accent like, 'Geeve me zee nuts.' Ha ha!" "Any questions?" "Yes, you with the strange head." "How will a talking squirrel…
…couch. Dogbert says, "I'm starting a mutual fund for investors who aren't bright enough to know their alternatives." Dogbert says, "It must be a huge market. Otherwise most people would invest in index funds." Dilbert asks, "What's an index fund?" Dogbert wags his tail and says, "Ouch, ouch!! You're making…
…Dilbert, "I want you to work with our marketing people to design a product brochure." Dilbert thinks, "Groan." Dilbert sits at a conference table with a man from marketing. The man says, "Remember, what we do here might seem like criminal fraud but it's not. It's marketing!" Dilbert says, "Okay, as long as…
