The Boss says, "The beta test went well. Thank you, Dilbert." The Boss says, "Now I'll have Tina add an impractical maintenance requirement to the manual and we're ready to go." Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss says, "It's standard procedure." The Boss says, "Say the user needs to lube the product ten…
…user interface. the boss says, "They should read the manual." Dilbert says, "Our manual is more confusing than our user interface." The boss says, "They can use our online support database." Dilbert says, "That's more confusing than our manual." The boss says, "We have no money to fix any of that.…
…" "I'm there." "They say he was a photographer. Never been cubicled." "He'll be tough." "I'll lasso him with the necktie and you put the employee manual on his back."
…this Frisbee (TM). It doesn't fly right." "This is a software CD. Only a total idiot would think it was a Frisbee (TM)." "In my defense, the user's manual was poorly written." "Plus you're a total idiot."
"Workplace injuries are up ten thousand percent since I distributed the new safety manuals." "The binders have sharp edges and, apparently, a curse. I asked Asok to help put it on our website." "Hands... So numb. Eyes... Strained. Blood pressure rising..."
"I need your approval on the new safety manual." "Gaaa!!! Sharp edges!! Gaaa!!! It grabbed my hand!!!" "Chapter One: Wear protective gloves and safety goggles at all times." "Aaaiieee!!!"
