…you to do an inventory in our warehouses. It should take about a month." Wally says, "Hypothetically, would anyone know the difference if I just madeup the numbers?" The Boss says, "Well, no..." Wally says, "Dream job!"
…, "The company decided to invest a billion dollars based on your stupid made-upnumbers." Alice says, "You've crushed my dreams of a better tomorrow. Now my life is a cold, wet slide to oblivion." Dilbert says, "I finally made a difference at work." Dogbert says, "how many victims?"
Dilbert says, "I didn't have any accurate numbers so I just madeup this one." Dilbert says, "Studies have shown that accurate numbers aren't any more useful than the ones we make up." The Boss says, "How many studies showed that?" Dilbert says, "Eighty-seven."
