"I hired an unqualified crony to run our quality control group." "I value loyalty over competence. That's the sign of a great leader." "Do you see any problem with that?" "It makes you look extra disloyal?"
"Wally, your choice of words leads us to think you are only pretending to be loyal to the company." "Sorry. I'll try to appear more loyal in the future." "You did it again." "Don't be silly. I couldn't be more loyal."
…ten o'clock. You're supposed to start at eight." "That's because I plan to work for two unverifiable hours after you leave tonight." "My alleged loyalty to this company is second to none."
"I have a job offer from another company, but I'll give you a chance to buy my loyalty." "Now I just sit back and let the loving begin." "And his opening offer is..." "That's right: Whack him in the parking lot."
…when monkeys fly our of my nose." "No reaction! He must be so important that he has no sense of humor!" "I pledge my loyalty to you and only you!!!" "I heard that you pledged your loyalty to a dead guy." "At least he won't ask for much."
…service, and teamwork." "The apple's core is the part you throw away." "Not always. Sometimes I accidentally eat it." "Maybe the stem can represent our loyalty to the company."