Dilbert says, "And I need you to design a logo for our prototype." A man says, "We don't do that. We're the graphics support department. Talk to the graphics production department." Dilbert says, "They create logos?" The man says, "No, they tell people we do it."
…must show this to our creative department." "I designed a new logo for the company. See what you can do with it." "Well, well, well, an engineering manager becomes an artist." "Apparently I wasted my time getting a master's degree in graphic arts and design." "All I needed was a dull pencil and a scrap…
The Boss, Alice, Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "The Dogbert Consulting Company will help us design a new company logo." Dogbert drinks a cup of coffee. The Boss asks, "When will you start?" Dogbert turns the empty coffee mug upside down on a piece of paper and says, "I…
