…teach us about management. I brought home a consultant." Dilbert says, "I might be late with my status report." The Boss says, "Do you know what locusts taste like?"
…." The Boss says, "I'm fairly sure it was the foyer to hell." Carol says, "What gave you that idea?" The Boss says, "Our concierge was a swarm of locusts!!!"
…business is..." clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety "What's that sound?" clickety clickety clickety clickety "Airplane." "Scooter." "Locusts." "Why does it stop when you talk?" "It landed." "It parked." "They're napping." "Okay...Anyway, I wanted to thank you all for your attendance." clickety…
Dilbert is in a suit and tie. He says to Dogbert, "I'm taking my business case to some venture capitalists." Dilbert continues, "I'm hoping that their wisdom and resources will make it a billion-dollar company." Dilbert asks, "Would you like some free stock?" Dogbert gives him the thumbs down and…
…we'll be flung into space." "Whereas, the risk of cutting Dilbert's project is '...a plague of locusts o'er the land.'" "I'll cut both projects. With any luck, we'll fling the locusts into space." "Locusts. Real good."
…LIKE my housekeeping!!"Dilbert sits on the ground and says, "But I . . ." Mother Nature says, "That's it. No dinner for you tonight, and I'm sending locusts to eat your house."
