…the opposite of whatever you recommend." One man says, "Fun! I'm glad I skipped jury duty to be here." The woman next to him says, "I rescheduled my liver transplant!"
…Consulting Company' he said his consultants were so smart they had to wrap their brains around their torsos." "But that looks like a slab of liver." "This slab of liver has an MBA from Harvard, you pointy-haired fool!!" "Wow, you guys are good debaters."
…you on an endless variety of data-gathering expeditions. That will keep you busy while I do the thinking." "By the way, this may look like a slab of liver but it's an external brain pack." "My career just reached an all time low."
…"My consultants are so smart that their brains don't fit in their heads. They have to strap extra brains to their torsos." "Why do I need a piece of liver strapped to my torso?" "I got a little carried away at the pitch meeting."
"These constant reorganizations do not take into consideration the needs of the employees." "I've decided to use you for spare parts. Your liver will be sent to Jose in accounting, immediately." "Jose has a bad liver?" "No, but why take a chance?"
